From the new book F My Life World Tour, little snippets of “sucks-to-be-me” moments that will surely bring a smile to your face—whether it’s because you’ve been there or you’re just glad it didn’t happen to you!
Today, I was getting my portrait done. The artist told me to smile. He looked at me, then said, “Ohh don’t smile.” FML
Today, as way of grading my work, my history teacher simply wrote “LOL” at the top of the paper. FML
Today, I was acting as Prince Charming for a 5 year old’s birthday party. After my scene at the ball, the narrator asked the kids, “Was the Prince handsome?” and they all replied with a chorus of “Nooooo!” FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping hand soap into my open mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me home to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML
Today I got called a “loser” by an old man wearing pink flip-flops and riding a purple moped. FML
Today, I found out that while getting your hair cut, you should say yes or no instead of nodding your head. FML
Today, in the early morning, a worker started drilling right in front of my window. He left 5 minutes after my alarm clock rang. FML
Today, my family went to the zoo. I held my niece at the lion exhibit so she could get a better view, and the lions roared. She got so scared that she peed. Her diaper wasn’t very absorbent, but my shirt was. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML
Read more at FMyLife.com
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